Sunday, January 19, 2014

AVN porn award for clever title of the year

Those offended by pornography or sexually oriented humor please read no further.
The AVN Awards for porn were handed out Saturday night in Las Vegas. The only award that interests me (of the 120 video awards given) is the Clever Title of the Year. It appeals to my adolescent sense of humor.
This year, there were 15 nominees. Runners up included “Cray Cray Vajayjay,” “Gone Black … Not Coming Back,” “London Bitches Falling Down,” “Look Dad, I’m in Porn!,” “My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself,” “Pump’r in the Dumper” and “Vags With Badges.”
The winner was the Cirque du Soleil parody “Cirque du Hole-A.” This was the sixth year for the award.

Here’s a list of winners to date (updated Jan. 28, 2024):

2009   Strollin’ in the Colon
2010   Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
2011   The Devil Wears Nada
2012   Beggin’ for a Peggin’
2013   Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?
2014   Cirque du Hole-A
2015   12 Inches a Slave
2016   That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper
2017   Aunts in My Pants
2018   Black Loads Matter
2019   Hamiltoe
2020   I’m Not That Kind of Girl Unless You’re My Brother
2021   Jumanjizz
2022   Invading Uranus
2023   I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter!
2024   Total Eclipse of the Hole

No “Abercrombie & Bitch”

Speaking of clever titles, “Abercrombie & Bitch XXX,” a porn movie announced last May, was cancelled.
The movie would have parodied controversial clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch and its CEO Mike Jefferies, AVN reported.
But adult film star Kelly Shibari, who was involved in the project, told me via e-mail Sunday that the project “never happened.”

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